Because they said it better.

First it was
You know, Mother Lucille, there's a psychological concept known as denial, that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
- Tobias Funke, Arrested Development

Then
This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
- Veronica Sawyer, Heathers (BTW one of the. FUNNIEST. MOVIES. EVAARRR. :D)

Also had me wondering
I'm not sure if there is an exact definition for what we are, but I do think it falls somewhere in the bizarro friends-ish realm.

- Rory, Gilmore Girls

Which made me feel
Judas, you betray me!
- Wonsuk, Along Came Polly

But then
Mongo only pawn...in game of life.
- Mongo, Blazing Saddles (Also v. funny movie :D)

Confirming that
I guess I really will end up bitter and alone.
- Summer Roberts, The OC

And maybe I felt a little bit of
I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes.
- Al Capone, The Untouchables

And this. This:
Pain, you just have to ride it out, hope it goes away on its own, hope the wound that caused it heals. There are no solutions, no easy answers, you just breathe deep and wait for it to subside. Most of the time pain can be managed but sometimes the pain gets you where you least expect it. Hits way below the belt and doesn't let up. Pain, you just have to fight through, because the truth is you can't outrun it and life always makes more.
- Meredith Grey, Grey's Anatomy

But really, it's just
I just want you to be happy, Mary.
- Ted, There's Something About Mary

And finally
Goodbye, Ichabod Crane. I curse the day you came into Sleepy Hollow.
- Katrina Van Tassel, Sleepy Hollow